I put Carlos in alpaca pyjamas I'm crying it's so cute~



imagine an egg. just imagine it

Eggs aren’t real. Show me an egg! That’s not an egg! What’s an egg???


So Night Vale tweeted that in the new episode, Cecils gonna get a phone call from a stranger…

Everyone thinks its gonna be earl, or a member of the masked army, or someone like that.

But you know what I think?
Cecils gonna answer that call, and what’s he gonna hear?

Ill tell you.
Hes gonna hear…

"Hi, this is Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale."


Listeners, it has been brought to my attention that today is National Coffee Day! Celebrate by brewing coffee in all possible ways.

Be it from instant coffee, coffee grounds, coffee beans, store-bought, or squeezed between your sore, bone-dry fingers.

Be it brewed with the purest natural spring water, tap water, or your own tears that fall upon various coffee grounds while you weep over the loss of existence you feel as you pull on your three-piece suit and head off to he same job you’ve been working at for what feels like your entire life.

Let the hot liquid become sentient in your Mr. Coffee brewing machine, reaching its caffeine-filled tendrils reach into the depths of your soul and carry you like a puppet through you day like it has every other day since the beginning of your miserable life.

Celebrate National Coffee Day!

This message has been brought to you by Starbucks. We now control your mind and your nation, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Librarian is coming out next year!!!! I’ve been waiting for this since I saw the live show!!!


If you see any youtube channel with Night Vale episodes, especially one with ads, please report it. None of the money is going to the crew and it’s completely unfair.


The Night Vale ship generator is a beautiful creation and you can’t convince me otherwise.

  • Cecil x A coffee table made entirely out of human bones
  • Carlos’ hair x everyone
  • Khoshekh x The Man in the Tan Jacket
  • Erika x 8000 English Angorra Rabbits
  • Science x Carlos’ bad science puns


*goes to college to major in re-education*


cecil baldwin apparently has a really good singing voice. kevin r free does stage musicals.

what i’m proposing is

*steeples fingers*

night vale musical episode




I’m having one of those moments where nearly every song I listen to seems like a potential Cecilos Separation song.

my anaconda don’t want none unless you FUCKING COME BACK, CARLOS

I THINK I’M GOING TO CRY. I can imagine Cecil shouting that during the Weather omg