sext: can you feel all that blood? is it even your blood? how can you tell?
//AKA sexting in Desert Bluffs
cecil episode 3: “and it was warm, the pizza slice.”
cecil episode 44: “i am not a good salesman.”
no kidding, cecil. we’ve known you’re a terrible salesman for a while now.
night vale putting in casual nonbinary representation + using gender neutral pronouns
*walks up to literally any couple* so which one of you is the scientist and which one is the radio host